One of the reasons it’s so egregious is because it’s so readable. We’re...– Louise Mensch, an MP for the Conservative Party, on the Mail.
My country, which I loved is ruined. It will never be happy again. It is all...– Harry Simpson in a letter to the Daily Fail
Treat your ears right. Listen to this track.
If it’s desperation bringing the best midfielder in Britain back for the...– Sir Alex Ferguson in response to the loudmouth twat that is Patrick Viera.
Serving the Technologically Inept
Lady: I can't seem to connect and I can't work out why?
Me: All right. What kind of device are you using?
Lady: A Samsung.
Me: A Samsung? Right, is that a Galaxy S? A Galaxy SII? Galaxy Tab?
Me: Okay, so I can confirm that this is an Android device that you're currently using?
Lady: Yeah, that's right. It's a laptop.
Me: O-okay... is this a Chromebook then?
Lady: A Chromebook? No, this is just a Samsung laptop.
Me: A Samsung laptop that uses Windows 7, yes?
Lady: Yes, that's right.