March 2012
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One of the reasons it’s so egregious is because it’s so readable. We’re...
– Louise Mensch, an MP for the Conservative Party, on the Mail.
My country, which I loved is ruined. It will never be happy again. It is all...
– Harry Simpson in a letter to the Daily Fail
Treat your ears right. Listen to this track.
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If it’s desperation bringing the best midfielder in Britain back for the...
– Sir Alex Ferguson in response to the loudmouth twat that is Patrick Viera.
Serving the Technologically Inept
Lady: I can't seem to connect and I can't work out why?
Me: All right. What kind of device are you using?
Lady: A Samsung.
Me: A Samsung? Right, is that a Galaxy S? A Galaxy SII? Galaxy Tab?
Lady: Yes.
Me: Okay, so I can confirm that this is an Android device that you're currently using?
Lady: Yeah, that's right. It's a laptop.
Me: O-okay... is this a Chromebook then?
Lady: A Chromebook? No, this is just a Samsung laptop.
Me: A Samsung laptop that uses Windows 7, yes?
Lady: Yes, that's right.
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